『未满十八勿进3000出租出售』介绍:TheHorrorofDoloresRoachisagrotesqueSweeneyTodd-inspiredtaleofEatorBeEaten;amacabreurbanlegendoflove,betrayal,weed,gentrification,cannibalism,andsurvivalofthefittest.ItfollowstheindomitableDoloresRoach,whoreturnstoaNewYorkCityneighborhoodthathaschangeddrasticallyduringthesixteenyearsshehasbeeninprison.Herboyfriendmissing,herfamilylonggone,Doloresisrecognizedonlybyanoldstonerfriend,Luis,whogivesDoloresroomandboardandletshergivemassagesforcashinthebasementapartmentunderhisdilapidatedempanadashop.Whenthepromiseofhernewfoundstabilityisquicklythreatened,‘MagicHandsDolores’isdriventoextremestosurvive—leavinginherwakeastringofstrangledmassageclients.Inthefaceofunexpectedprofessionalsuccess,DoloresandLuisbecomedangerouslysymbiotic,andLuismustunleashhisownparticularpredilections.